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    clocker's Avatar Shovel Ready
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    How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light
    bulb?

    Answer: TEN...

    1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
    2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
    needs to be changed,
    3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
    4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
    changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,
    5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
    the new light bulb,
    6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
    standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished",
    7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how
    Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time,
    8. One to viciously smear #7,
    9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
    Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along,
    10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
    between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

    And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never
    actually managed to change the light bulb.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Your sig is hilarious!
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    You forgot George W. himself.....

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