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    I went to the Willie Nelson show last night and then to the bar afterwards. I really don't remember much of anything after leaving the show due to my large consumption of alcohol. Here are a few things I've discovered this morning.

    There is a cup on my bar filled with dirt and grass.
    There is an empty jug of Captain Morgan on top of the entertainment system. I didn't even have any Captian Morgan in the house.
    There is a complete IHOP table setting on my kitchen counter complete with sugar packets, Sweet-N-Low, and salt & pepper.
    I have a large red stain on my living room floor
    and there is a handicap sign in the bed of my truck with the pole and concrete still attached.
    My head feels like it's going to pop and I have no aspirin.

    I'm thinking that maybe we pulled the handicap sign out of the ground to get a better parking spot maybe.



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    Sounds like a good night, except for having to sit thro' a Willie Nelson concert.

    Btw, isn't the penalty for DUI in Texas dismemberment or something.
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    Is this your way of announcing you intend running for president in 08

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    thats the kind of fun that only alcohol can get you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    I went to the Willie Nelson show last night and then to the bar afterwards. I really don't remember much of anything after leaving the show due to my large consumption of alcohol. Here are a few things I've discovered this morning.

    There is a cup on my bar filled with dirt and grass.
    There is an empty jug of Captain Morgan on top of the entertainment system. I didn't even have any Captian Morgan in the house.
    There is a complete IHOP table setting on my kitchen counter complete with sugar packets, Sweet-N-Low, and salt & pepper.
    I have a large red stain on my living room floor
    and there is a handicap sign in the bed of my truck with the pole and concrete still attached.
    My head feels like it's going to pop and I have no aspirin.
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    and my asshole hurts
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    ugh....my head is pounding.

    Anyone know any headache home remedies? Something other than drinking more Lone Star.

    @Busyman - I didn't say that!



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    Great night out,nice one

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Sounds like one hell of a wild night out........



    I hope the red stain is ketchup..... Have you checked that your mates are all ok?

    I do hope you weren't driving in that condition

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    I went to the Willie Nelson show last night

    Lucky swine.


    Hope you remember the gig at least.

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