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Thread: I've been teh bad at shkool again

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    SpatulaGeekGirl's Avatar Noodle Critic BT Rep: +2
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    I slapped some bitch up side the head. I really hope I don't get expelled or something.

    On the upside, 4 people have congratulated me already, as they are not oblivious to the fact she's a bitch either.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    you may have to stand in the corner?

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    DETENSION HAT !!!!

    anyhoo, if the bitch deserved it .....you are still not justified

    *tries to set good example, doesnt really work*
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    She has a very slappabled face.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    claim self defence

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    so all bitches deserve slapping?
    please define bitch before answering yes

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    Last time I did that (and that time it was true) they (the teachers) didn't care and (this time) there are witnesses.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    slap the witnesses

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    so all bitches deserve slapping?
    please define bitch before answering yes
    Two people are happily sitting at a table eating lunch, talking about diseases.

    Bitch walks in and sits near these people.

    Bitch: SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO EAT!!!

    People: *stop talking*

    Bitch: *starts reading magazine about horses with her friend*

    People: *start talking normally about nothing gross/offensive*

    Bitch: I told you to SHUT UP!!! I'm trying to READ!!! How can I concentrate when your talking!?

    At a different date.

    A girl (who hasnít done anything to annoy bitch) gets hit on the head with a grape. It hurts.

    Girl: *is surprised* Ow.

    Bitch: *gives girl snidest look you will ever seen* Ha. Ha.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
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    kids, don't do drugs

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