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    Spider_dude's Avatar cawk BT Rep: +4
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    consider having oral sex with a zombie if they were good looking, answers quickly she's about to leave or eat my brains.

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    Santa's Avatar dvhyt5er
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    cold meat tastes only great if it is
    -carpaccio
    -filet american
    -pizza day after + hangover
    -in thin slices

    anyother is plain desperate
    spiderdude go outside and meet some chicks its quit easy - just say "hello"
    zombies is plain unrealistic unless you you intend to revive your blowup doll

    good luck.

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    ElvisLover's Avatar Gepper #1
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    no

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    hi zed, she was real at some point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    cold meat tastes only great if it is
    -carpaccio
    -filet american
    -pizza day after + hangover
    -in thin slices

    anyother is plain desperate
    spiderdude go outside and meet some chicks its quit easy - just say "hello"
    zombies is plain unrealistic unless you you intend to revive your blowup doll

    good luck.
    LOL.

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    maybe, zombies are good at sucking.

    edit - why is zed talking about giving oral sex to a zombie, not very manlike
    Last edited by callum; 10-11-2005 at 10:59 PM.

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    Necro no no

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    ElvisLover's Avatar Gepper #1
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    cold kebab

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    spdude - did she deflate on you?

    lazy girl could not hold her breath?

    i heard silicon babes fix easy with cheap bicycle tire repair kits.

    back ontopic
    apart from the fact the she(la zombie) would probably try to rip my throaght outi think the best approach is from behind
    but as i stated cold meat isdistateful so maybe place on top of barbeque

    morbid kink satisfied now?
    Last edited by 15%; 10-11-2005 at 11:04 PM.

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    she has just came out of the bath, cos everyone knows zombies like baths, so she is kinda warm, unlike disco_bloodbath

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