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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I know this probably isn't the best advice, given your recent history, but give him a slap from me the next time he dares to show his face in public

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    It's the talent-less, lip-syncing, racism thing that really gets at him.
    You're not supposed to listen to what she says

    Just watch with the sound off - if you're able, get some 70s style muzak playing softly on the CD player ftw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

    Actually, I think he'd physically vomit at the thought of it.
    he's lieing to you, he still would
    I really don't think he's the type. Besides, he's said it now and the thought of being a hypocrite makes him sick, too.

    (He's my friend, not my boyfriend; he had no reason to lie)
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Everyone would shag Britney, not eveyone would admit it, granted.

    But they all would - even the women

    I can assure you manker, under no circumstance would I go near the bitch, let alone do anything sexual with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Everyone would shag Britney, tho' not everyone would admit it, granted.

    But they all would - even the women

    I can assure you manker, under no circumstance would I go near the bitch, let alone do anything sexual with her.
    I said women

    You just wait. I'll be proved right and equilibrium will once more reign at FST.
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    I bet it's not as good as pamela anderson new video.

    Pam's new video

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    I am a woman, manker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    I am a woman, manker.
    Not officially, not yet.

    I know I was being pedantic. I was defending Britney's desirability, so it's understandable
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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
    I bet it's not as good as pamela anderson new video.

    Pam's new video
    fake

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    I am a woman, manker.
    Not officially, not yet.

    I know I was being pedantic. I was defending Britney's desirability, so it's understandable

    I don't find talentless people desirable, that's why I love Dir en grey.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
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