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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    That's more than 5
    cawk
    And that's only four
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee

    cawk
    And that's only four
    You forgot to call him spunky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    And that's only four
    You forgot to call him spunky.
    If I hadn't smilified my post, I'd have been on top of you.

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    You forgot to call him spunky.
    If I hadn't smilified my post, I'd have been on top of you.

    Ooer missus.

    Anyway, you promised I was on top next time.

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    calm down, spunky

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    Is it Subbacultcha.....ohhhhh look it now looks like sub culture....

    Are you a watery person?
    You got it right. If you like good music the reference should be obvious

    As for the pic by Manker....

    I took the first name that popped into mind, obviously It had to go.

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    A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot
    gun.

    "Open the feckin safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
    "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl.
    "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".
    "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fekkin head off!"

    She obliges and opens the safe door.
    "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
    "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
    "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
    "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.
    The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the
    balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

    "Not that feckin difficult is it?" he says

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    And are you a Cuban.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    If I hadn't smilified my post, I'd have been on top of you.

    Ooer missus.

    Anyway, you promised I was on top next time.
    Well, you've fecked that up now. Mixing your tenses up like that.

    What I actually did was promise that you would be on top next time.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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