And that's only fourOriginally Posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee
You forgot to call him spunky.Originally Posted by manker
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Ooer missus.Originally Posted by manker
Anyway, you promised I was on top next time.
calm down, spunky
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
You got it right. If you like good music the reference should be obviousOriginally Posted by Sara
As for the pic by Manker....
I took the first name that popped into mind, obviously It had to go.
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot
gun.
"Open the feckin safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl.
"This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".
"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fekkin head off!"
She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.
The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the
balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that feckin difficult is it?" he says
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