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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    went to the job centre today to finally sign on, cept it starts next week full of chavs it was, there were some pikeys too - and the people that worked their looked half my age and didn't seem very convincing when dispensing their mouth poo

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    i'm just about to phone them to sign on, not looking forward to it. have to make up some lies about what i've been doing the last 6 weeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by callum
    i'm just about to phone them to sign on, not looking forward to it. have to make up some lies about what i've been doing the last 6 weeks
    if you're lucky you'll get an appointment in just two weeks time , then they'll post you a nice stack of forms to be getting on with, then comes the interview where they photo copy your old pay slips and you tell them of all your savings (33p) then you get to go upstairs to speak with an "advisor" who will tell you to come back next week and to look for jobs and stuff in the meantime - enjoy

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    If there's so many good jobs to be found in job-centres.....

    ....why do people still work in job-centres? Why don't they all get better jobs?

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    i've gotta call my advisor and apologise and suck up and stuff

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    why's that then?

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    he's not talking jawb centre, tis his special "job" advisor with all the sucking up and stuff
    Last edited by Proper Bo; 10-17-2005 at 03:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by callum
    i'm just about to phone them to sign on, not looking forward to it. have to make up some lies about what i've been doing the last 6 weeks
    hopefully the receptionist isn't a complete bitch
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    if you're lucky you'll get an appointment in just two weeks time , then they'll post you a nice stack of forms to be getting on with, then comes the interview where they photo copy your old pay slips and you tell them of all your savings (33p) then you get to go upstairs to speak with an "advisor" who will tell you to come back next week and to look for jobs and stuff in the meantime - enjoy
    just did it. wasn't to bad, helps when the call centre is located in the uk. i also remembered to give the year i was born when asked for my date of birth, i think that helped as well
    got an appoinment for a week today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    Quote Originally Posted by callum
    i'm just about to phone them to sign on, not looking forward to it. have to make up some lies about what i've been doing the last 6 weeks
    hopefully the receptionist isn't a complete bitch
    Just tell her your training to be a carpet-fitter...

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