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    Blythorama's Avatar Podiceps cristatus
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    This morning I have, in this order, splattered toothpaste all over my work clothes, dropped a cup of coffee, stepped on one of those comedy paving stones which look solid but inject manky brown water up your leg when you step on them, rubbed tiger balm in my eye, and shut my fingers in the door.

    Is the universe treating anyone else in this cruel manner, or is it just me?
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Mornings tend to treat me with indifference.

    Sounds like you're a walking disaster area today though!

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    Those problems arent worth whinning about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linkin Park
    Those problems arent worth whinning about.
    I wasn't whining. I was questioning the intentions of the universe.
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Linkin Park
    Those problems arent worth whinning about.
    I wasn't whining. I was questioning the intentions of the universe.
    In that case, carry on.

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    Mornings are good to me, nights are nasty buggers

    I probably could put a NiGHTS reference in there somewhere, but I've never played it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Do mornings hate anyone else?
    Yes.

    The rest of the day too.

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    i tend to sleep through mornings

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    Its just life letting you know it gots an eye on you jackass Now bow down to jesus.

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    Well, I've got my eye on LIFE too. So next time it inflicts such a series of events upon my person, I'll hex it and make sure that IT has a shitty morning. It'll get up and stand on water in the bathroom in its socks and then Mrs Life will shout at it for no reason at all.

    I will never give in, I will never surrender.
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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