effendi
You just reminded me of something. On the weekend I was chatting to one of my friends who asked me if I'd done anything 'special' with my shed.Originally Posted by Blythorama
Horny & Irritable = Bloke hiding in shed in fear.
I don't have a shed, as such, so I asked what he was on about - he said that he'd turned his into a wankatorium, complete with interweb connection and mini-fridge.
Sounds hawt, no?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
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you know fine well you'd just have an empty shed with some grass on the floor, a pole in the middle and a sheep tied onto said pole
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
It's really not that often, in fact almost unheard of, for me to do a real lol because of a sheep joke. That was quality tho'.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Podiceps cristatus
You just reminded me of something. On the weekend I was chatting to one of my friends who asked me if I'd done anything 'special' with my shed.
I don't have a shed, as such, so I asked what he was on about - he said that he'd turned his into a wankatorium, complete with interweb connection and mini-fridge.
Sounds hawt, no?
I hope he's done it justice and decorated it porno-style.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Smoke weed everyday
I watched the Wallace and Grommit film last night.
Its a full moon you best hide your prize veggies
effendi
Well, that's the thing, he goes there to hide from his missus when she's in a mood (you reminded me of his reasoning) so he has to keep his shed looking like a shed.You just reminded me of something. On the weekend I was chatting to one of my friends who asked me if I'd done anything 'special' with my shed.
I don't have a shed, as such, so I asked what he was on about - he said that he'd turned his into a wankatorium, complete with interweb connection and mini-fridge.
Sounds hawt, no?
I hope he's done it justice and decorated it porno-style.
The laptop is hidden and he's varnished the fridge door so that she doesn't realise he's making it habitable in there. I haven't seen it yet but he told me to pop around.
I'm dubious about his intentions, he didn't ask anyone else
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Dexter's Apprentice.
That reminds me where's Jonno dissapered to,is in on hols or did someone really piss him offYou just reminded me of something. On the weekend I was chatting to one of my friends who asked me if I'd done anything 'special' with my shed.
I don't have a shed, as such, so I asked what he was on about - he said that he'd turned his into a wankatorium, complete with interweb connection and mini-fridge.
Sounds hawt, no?
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
effendi
Maybe Jonno converted his whole house into a wankatorium and sealed it off from the outside world.That reminds me where's Jonno dissapered to,is in on hols or did someone really piss him off
And subsequently drowned.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Podiceps cristatus
Well, that's the thing, he goes there to hide from his missus when she's in a mood (you reminded me of his reasoning) so he has to keep his shed looking like a shed.
I hope he's done it justice and decorated it porno-style.
The laptop is hidden and he's varnished the fridge door so that she doesn't realise he's making it habitable in there. I haven't seen it yet but he told me to pop around.
I'm dubious about his intentions, he didn't ask anyone else
He's after some Manker-meat.
Its a good idea, every bloke needs somewhere to hide from us women when we're mental. I've got visions of flipping wall panels with cowprint on one side and manky shed on the other, sliding tissue holder and porno-wank chair which folds up like a transformer into an or'nery garden chair. All at the touch of a button or triggered by the sound of complaining female tones.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Dexter's Apprentice.
Maybe Jonno converted his whole house into a wankatorium and sealed it off from the outside world.
And subsequently drowned.Cum again?
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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