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  1. 10-18-2005, 05:55 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
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    I hope he's done it justice and decorated it porno-style.
    Well, that's the thing, he goes there to hide from his missus when she's in a mood (you reminded me of his reasoning) so he has to keep his shed looking like a shed.

    The laptop is hidden and he's varnished the fridge door so that she doesn't realise he's making it habitable in there. I haven't seen it yet but he told me to pop around.

    I'm dubious about his intentions, he didn't ask anyone else

    He's after some Manker-meat.

    Its a good idea, every bloke needs somewhere to hide from us women when we're mental. I've got visions of flipping wall panels with cowprint on one side and manky shed on the other, sliding tissue holder and porno-wank chair which folds up like a transformer into an or'nery garden chair. All at the touch of a button or triggered by the sound of complaining female tones.
    A sliding tissue holder and a porno-wank chair sound like ideal xmas pressies

    I must mention this to Mulder
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    And a Chrome wank rag recepticle

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    And a Chrome wank rag recepticle
    I've kinda got one of those - everyone else thinks it's a meticulously clean ashtray.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    In a shed like that a robotic arm would come and dab you off whilst you had a post-wank fag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    In a shed like that a robotic arm would come and dab you off whilst you had a post-wank fag.


    The robotic arm sounds great but the other isn't so good - it's the last thing I'd want after a wank, unless he was going to fluff the cushions or tidy the place up a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    In a shed like that a robotic arm would come and dab you off whilst you had a post-wank fag.


    The robotic arm sounds great but the other isn't so good - it's the last thing I'd want after a wank, unless he was going to fluff the cushions or tidy the place up a bit.
    Hmmmm. They been putting hormones in your food again fella?
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    I think it's the lack of proper release these past coupla days
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    Any longer and your eyes will pop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker


    I think it's the lack of proper release these past coupla days
    Hey, you leave my social life out of this!

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit
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