Non-stick pans conundrum researched

[manker]

What about static caravans, Bo.

How do they get them to the caravan site in the first place

One scientific quest at a time boy, although they could possibly be built on the site thus removing any need for transporting and enabling to truely be static.

Although the last "static" caravan I was in wasn't particularly static due to fat relatives walking about

I always knew you were a gypsy

I do the payroll of a static caravan factory which is near my office - I've seen the finished products moving out of there on the back of big lorries.

Static - bollocks are they.

[Blythorama]

One scientific quest at a time boy, although they could possibly be built on the site thus removing any need for transporting and enabling to truely be static.

Although the last "static" caravan I was in wasn't particularly static due to fat relatives walking about

I always knew you were a gypsy

I do the payroll of a static caravan factory which is near my office - I've seen the finished products moving out of there on the back of big lorries.

Static - bollocks are they.

Bet if you rubbed them, your hair would stand on end.....

I didn't think bollocks were static either? What a notion.


Both need to be tested in the scientific name of this thread.

[Proper Bo]

The caravans themselves aren't moving, tis the truck they're loaded onto. Maybe they have some time bending effect and the whole universe moves around the caravan, allowing it to remain forever static.

[Barbarossa]

The caravans themselves aren't moving, tis the truck they're loaded onto. Maybe they have some time bending effect and the whole universe moves around the caravan, allowing it to remain forever static.

But if the static caravan on the lorry isn't moving, then all the other static caravans in the world must be moving... go figure...

Hence... not static.

[Proper Bo]

No, maybe they bend light giving the impression of movement but secretly never move?

[Barbarossa]

I didn't think bollocks were static either? What a notion.

Are you offering to rub my bollocks to see if the hairs stand on end?

[Barbarossa]

No, maybe they bend light giving the impression of movement but secretly never move?

How can it be a secret if you claim to know all about it?

[Proper Bo]

I'm a caravan

[Proper Bo]

I had to tell, they locked me in a cage with my coat on! (It doesn't sound as bad as it was)

[Barbarossa]

I'm a caravan

Now you're just being stupid.