crap

[hippychick]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests,the last of which had left his bodily
systems extremely upset. Upon making several false
alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest
episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown
things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets a hospital security guard,
(barely containing his laughter),and who had watched
the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the
heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the
crap out of a ghost."

[Virtualbody1234]

Oh shit. What a punchline!

[Rip The Jacker]