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Thread: How many 5 year-olds could you take out?

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    The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

    The specifics:

    - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
    - You are not allowed to touch a wall.
    - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
    - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
    - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
    - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
    * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

    I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

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    My cousin is 5 and she can almost take me down. I bet I could take 5.

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    All of them...with a wet fart!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler
    other than they are all healthy Americans.
    so they're all freakin fat....ill take my chances with 2 of em, god knows if they'll crush me first.

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    First I'd like to say, "That's one heck of a first post!"

    Secondly, where'd you paste it from?

    Third, I'd kick the shit out of all of them. I'm a well built fellow at 6' 1" and 195 lbs.



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    Why is this posted in Funny stuff?

    And what's the point? This is just a stupid exercise in violence.

    Just think about it. You're asking me to knock-out, unconscious, 5 year old boys and girls with the possibility of permanent injury or even death.

    I want no part in that.

    Sicko!

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    This is just as bad as child pornography.

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    Yup. Child abuse.

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    I throw a toy metal truck at my 7yrld cuz before.His face was full of blood.

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    I've read this before, either on Snopes or Wiki

    I thought it was quite funny as it is soooo obviously hypothetical. I mean, after an adult had beat the shit out of one 5 year old, the rest would start crying.

    A five year old is typically very, very annoying, wondering how many you could beat up is akin to a customer service rep wondering how many customers he could take down with a Star-Trek phaser from behind his desk. It's obviously never gonna happen but thinking about it passes the time in an amusing manner.

    I don't see the harm in the post
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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