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Thread: I Think I Have Flu

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    DarthInsinuate's Avatar Died in battle
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    Possibly of the bird variety.

    On the plus side hopefully Pro Evolution Soccer 5 will arrive in the post today, and I only had to pay 14.99 on it thanks to a misprice on the HMV website
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    I've caught some ungodly disease of the influenza variety from my son.

    Fecking playgroup, it's infested. I think I ought to keep him in complete isolation til he moves out.

    On the plus side, I'm in my office and have surrounded myself with sympathetic, tea-making females
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Poor Darth. Plenty of bed-rest, paracetamol and hot liquids.

    I'm sick too. Probably caught it from you or Manker due to the infectious nature of this forum. Throat feels like sandpaper. Head been stuffed with cotton wool.

    Nevermind. Misery loves company and all that.
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    Sheep that can make tea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
    Sheep that can make tea?
    You would like the sound of that, Yorkshire boy
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Good

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    You could have had the flu jab a my place of work today.

    The managing directors bint tried to tell someone that if you didn't have the injection and was off with flu you wouldn't get paid.

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    50% of people that have that jab end up with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    50% of people that have that jab end up with it
    78% of statistics are made up on the spot.

    Surely that would kinda defeat the object
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    everybody who has the jab gets it don't they?

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