What's the point?
What's the point?
The Sexay Half Of ABBA And Max: Freelance Plants
Specially designed to split as you carry them out, spilling stinking detrirus over the shagpile. Its a conspiricy between the bag-makers and the makers of household carpet cleaners.Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
They mostly break over the feet when one is only wearing pajamas and no socks. I'll never forget the feeling of chicken bones lodged be-twixt my toes.
2-ply toilet paper also gets my goat.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
i think they were designed for suffocation purposes only.
although if you fill them with helium you might fly
Last edited by 15%; 10-21-2005 at 11:48 AM.
It's a good ploy from a salesmens pinot of view because you have to use two at a time.FTW
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Accidently poked yerself in de "arse" huh? The reminder is on yer fingas and it's brown (amongst other various textures and assortments of colors).
"Corn....I don't remember eating corn. "
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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Originally Posted by Busyman
Crude and scatalogical humour repulses me.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
don't you n00bs fold it round a few times?
Well you started it.Originally Posted by Blythorama
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Last edited by Busyman; 10-21-2005 at 01:54 PM.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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2133--STRENGTH--8310
344---5--5301---3232
I didn't say why it got my goat. It was nothing to do with cleaning up excrement. Actually.Originally Posted by Busyman
Its more to do with the fact that I keep getting a handful of snot when I blow my nose.
Edit: Yes Busy. I do naughty things with two ply toilet paper. I'm that kind of girl. I love it, I love it. yes. yes. yes. Give it to me two-ply.
Last edited by Blythorama; 10-21-2005 at 01:58 PM.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
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