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    ...to find someone to dance to romantic soft rock such as Elvis Costello, Peter Frampton while under the porch in the rain?

    So lonesome these days...I need a chica.



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    Russia is so far away though.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    Russia is so far away though.
    They'll come round to your home you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    ...to find someone to dance to romantic soft rock such as Elvis Costello, Peter Frampton while under the porch in the rain?

    So lonesome these days...I need a chica.
    1. Lose a little weight

    2. Lose the computer for a couple weeks.

    3. Set your sights lower.

    4. Rinse and repeat.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    It is difficult, Skiz.

    I think you're asking about a repeatable experience, not just a one-might-stand.

    Quit looking to connect, but be open to it.

    Every guy looks at lookers, but turn down the volume on that particular habit; you'll see things you'd otherwise miss.

    Find a social scene that's agreeable, and mix.

    Stop worrying about the "when" part of things; it'll happen soon enough.

    When I split with my ex, I didn't get laid for a year, and that turned out to be a good thing.

    Odd-

    I left her on 11/22, got laid the following 11/22, met my wife the next 11/22, and she moved in exactly one year later.

    We got married 8/6/00, and fucked up the 11/22 thing, but we're happy.

    Good luck.

    BTW-

    If you follow Busyman's plan, you'll end up with one of those ladies he had in his sig a while back.

    Not that that's at all bad, but it's something you should know.
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    i would but your too old :erm:

    i also dont dance in a socially acceptable manner - basically im a freak
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    BTW-

    If you follow Busyman's plan, you'll end up with one of those ladies he had in his sig a while back.

    Not that that's at all bad, but it's something you should know.
    A black lady with thick hips and thighs?



    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    Big butts =
    I think they are a little too much for Skiz tbh.

    If he follows my advice his chances may increase that he'll find that someone that would....
    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    dance to romantic soft rock such as Elvis Costello, Peter Frampton while under the porch in the rain?
    ...instead of wishing for it upon a star.
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    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    A black lady with thick hips and thighs?





    I think they are a little too much for Skiz tbh.

    If he follows my advice his chances may increase that he'll find that someone that would....
    ...instead of wishing for it upon a star.
    True enough.

    Having seen many black women a bit less amply endowed, though, there's certainly no reason to rule them out.

    Chicas come in all shapes and sizes, as we know.

    I'm tryin' to help him find a repeater, and by other methods than the ripe-melon-squeeze-and-release system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    ...to find someone to dance to romantic soft rock such as Elvis Costello, Peter Frampton while under the porch in the rain?

    So lonesome these days...I need a chica.
    So did your (presumed) ex-missus find out about that time where you shagged that slapper?

    I hope she didn't read your teary confession on this very forum that you made the next day ... that wouldn't be at all funny




    Btw, Busyman is right, j2k4 is wrong, definitely do not wait a year before throwing some girl underneath you. Don't be too choosy, just do it - you know it makes sense
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