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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
    stillness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot
    more
    stressful days than not.
    Here is your dose of humour...
    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
    first
    name:
    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy
    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
    half
    of your new last name:
    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle
    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
    half
    of your new last name:
    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice
    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
    Chucklefanny.

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    zacspeed's Avatar Pheasant plucker
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    sneezy fricken-brains


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    Guyver's Avatar FORUM STONER
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    crusty dippin doodle, oh ya! lolz

    Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    dorfus wafflebutt

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    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
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    goober, gizzard, butt?

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    Dorky Dippinsniffer

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    dorky toes


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    dorky feather lips lol

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    goober burger

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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    Greasy Chicken-Lips

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