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**JPaul** · 10-25-2005, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by gripper103.2

if you chop one of your feet off your socks go twice as far

They go further if you hop

**Lilmiss** · 10-25-2005, 08:45 PM

if i chop me foot off, it's only for a big life insurance cheque i'll recieve.

well, maybe the blood n suffering too.

**Gripper** · 10-25-2005, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by JPaul

If you broke it you would know.

If you think you broke it then it's more likely a bad sprain, possibly a lot of soft tissue damage.

I was discussing this very subject yesterday, with a Doctor.

of psychology

**Lilmiss** · 10-25-2005, 09:14 PM

It chuffening hurts then, and has swollen and bruised up badly.

I kicked a toilet quite hard.

**Gripper** · 10-25-2005, 09:15 PM

Soak it

**Lilmiss** · 10-25-2005, 09:18 PM

in vodka or coke.

**Gripper** · 10-25-2005, 09:19 PM

yes with ice,and smoke

**JPaul** · 10-25-2005, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by gripper103.2

of psychology

Of quackery as it happens. I did me ankle in last week and saw the quack yesterday, coz it wasn't really getting better.

Turns out I should have been resting it. Go figure.