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  1. 10-26-2005, 05:28 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    You must really enjoy cooking...
    I do actually.

    Men can't have babies, so they make things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    I do actually.

    Men can't have babies, so they make things.
    I'm not creative like that altho' I do make a good mess.

    Btw, what about needlepoint. That's making something yet only women and poetry aficionados participate.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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  5. 10-26-2005, 05:34 PM Lounge   -   #53
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    I'm about to make my way home, to where my pregnant wife is preparing my tea...
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  7. 10-26-2005, 05:35 PM Lounge   -   #54
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    Congrats, Barbie



    You must be dead chuffed - they normally stop doing that when with child.
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  9. 10-26-2005, 05:38 PM Lounge   -   #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I'm not creative like that altho' I do make a good mess.

    Btw, what about needlepoint. That's making something yet only women and poetry aficionados participate.
    I do not like poetry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Congrats, Barbie



    You must be dead chuffed - they normally stop doing that when with child.
    Yerssss, it's an unwritten arrangement we have...

    How long have I got?
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  13. 10-26-2005, 05:43 PM Lounge   -   #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Yerssss, it's an unwritten arrangement we have...

    How long have I got?
    Already on borrowed time, mate.

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Has she tried the one where you have to wash up 'cause she can't get to the sink 'cause the bump's in the way
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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    Has she tried the one where you have to wash up 'cause she can't get to the sink 'cause the bump's in the way
    to get round that, he should just get fat.

    (excuse the pun please)

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit
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  19. 10-26-2005, 06:21 PM Lounge   -   #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    to get round that, he should just get fat.

    (excuse the pun please)
    What pun
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