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    I will send you a shiny new Scottish 5 note if you get Mrs manker to read

    https://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t105018.html in it's entirety.

    I will of coarse accept it as being read if she signs the thread, using your account.

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    She thinks I'm designing a website for t'office, like. I paid one of those geek types several hundred Welsh pounds to do this several months ago.

    Having her see t'thread, and hence my mammoth post count, may spoil my cunning plan to spend copious hours on t'interweb.

    Otherwise, I'm sure that I'd have no problem with her thread perusement
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Both fantastic and quality.

    Fantity if you will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    She thinks I'm designing a website for t'office, like. I paid one of those geek types several hundred Welsh pounds to do this several months ago.
    Got a link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Got a link?
    www.feck-arf.com

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Thinking about it - I'm pretty sure JP knew of the veil of secrecy surrounding my participation here, concerning Mrs manker.

    Why else would a Scotch be offering the possibility of taking five whole pounds out of his trooser pocket
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Thinking about it - I'm pretty sure JP knew of the veil of secrecy surrounding my participation here, concerning Mrs manker.

    Why else would a Scotch be offering the possibility of taking five whole pounds out of his trooser pocket
    An advance on me pocket money, hah me was confident.

    Another V.Poor on t' Scotch btw, but keep trying. Me apple / blood ratio is on the up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul


    Reminds me of this woman in work, she had a water meter installed at her house a few months ago. When she had the first bill, it was enormous, so they thought there must be a leak somewhere. They checked, but nothing.

    It turns out, they fitted the meter in the pipe that feeds all 4 houses in the cul-de-sac.

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