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Thread: Bloody Landscapers

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    For some reason the gits that are called "landscapers" deem it necessary to prune trees. Starting at 9am. In -5C weather. It's a mite late for that, lads.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    I think NikkiD does landscaping - maybe it's her disrupting your hermitage.

    Actually, you're both Canadian so it's pretty much a nailed on certainty, go out and say hi!
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Well known fact: there's only one landscaper in Canadia.

    Nikki'll be rich before winter comes.

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    No wonder she's not been posting if she's the only landscaper in Canadia she must be knackered loike.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Virtualbody1234's Avatar Forum Star BT Rep: +2
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    Yeah, there's a few trees here.

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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Hear, hear.

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    Nah, it wasn't me. I start at 7am. We're still cutting grass though, haven't even started pruning trees yet this year.

    BTW, we deem it necessary to prune trees so that they don't decapitate us when we cut grass around them. Well that and so they're all nice an purdy.
    Last edited by NikkiD; 10-27-2005 at 09:18 PM.

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Shit I didn't know trees got homicidle if not pruned.
    Do they like nick the chainsaws an start decra decatcutting peeps heads off,,feck

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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