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Thread: UKers - Can you pass a citizenship test?

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    Life in the UK explains what to do if you spill someone's pint in the pub (we're not making this up). What, according to the book, usually happens next?

    A: You would offer to buy the person another pint

    B: You would offer to dry their wet shirt with your own

    C: You may need to prepare for a fight in the car park
    Can't believe C isn't the correct answer.

    BTW I got ten out of fifteen, I'm packing right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Life in the UK explains what to do if you spill someone's pint in the pub (we're not making this up). What, according to the book, usually happens next?

    A: You would offer to buy the person another pint

    B: You would offer to dry their wet shirt with your own

    C: You may need to prepare for a fight in the car park
    Can't believe C isn't the correct answer.

    BTW I got ten out of fifteen, I'm packing right now.

    B is the correct answer for the French Citizenship Test I believe...

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    ermm 8

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    I got eight as well
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I got eight as well
    You're swapping with Guillaume. I hear the water's lovely in Strasbourg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I got eight as well
    You're swapping with Guillaume. I hear the water's lovely in Strasbourg.
    Can you go fishing in the, ahem, vast expanse of Strasbourgian water.

    If not, I'm staying put - in stark contrast with Wales, Strasbourg is really hilly
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa

    You're swapping with Guillaume. I hear the water's lovely in Strasbourg.
    Can you go fishing in the, ahem, vast expanse of Strasbourgian water.

    If not, I'm staying put - in stark contrast with Wales, Strasbourg is really hilly
    Touché...

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    I got 8 too....load of pish

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