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    A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and
    went to the Pearly Gates.

    Because of crowding, St. Peter told them they had
    to pass a test before ascending any further.

    Adressing The teacher, he asked, "What was the
    name of the famous ship that hit an iceburg and

    "The Titanic," she answered and St. Peter motioned
    her into heaven.

    The thief was next. "How many people died on that
    ship?" St. Peter asked.

    "Gee, that's tough," the man replied. "But luckily
    I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500."
    St. Peter let him through.

    Then St. Peter turned to the lawyer.
    "Name them."
    What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf
    ball through a garden hose?

    A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the
    first class section. The stewardess tells her she
    must move to coach because she doesn't have a
    first class ticket. The blonde replies, 'I'm
    blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm
    staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.'

    The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks
    the woman to leave and she says 'I'm blonde, I'm
    smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first
    class until we reach Jamaica.'

    The stewardesses don't know what to do because
    they have to get the rest of the passengers
    seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.
    The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers
    in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to
    her seat in the coach section. The head
    stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get
    her to move. The co-pilot replies, 'I told her
    the front half of the airplane wasn't going to

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