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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher
    was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and
    the prospect raised a discussion among them.

    The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here
    5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on
    which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know
    where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I
    ain't' givin' him any of mine."

    The second bull says, "That pretty much says it for
    me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my
    right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight
    'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M KEEPIN'

    The third bull says, "I've only been here a year, and
    so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take
    care of". I may not be as big as you fellows yet, but
    I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY

    They had just finished their big talk when an
    eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture
    with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest
    Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700
    pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained
    the steel ramp to the breaking point.

    The first bull says, "Ahem...You know, it's actually
    been some time since I really felt I was doing all my
    cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for
    our new friend."

    The second bull says, "I'll have plenty of cows to
    take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the
    pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an

    They look over at their young friend, the third bull,
    and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and
    snorting up a storm.

    The first bull says, "Son, let me give you some advice
    real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to
    tell about it."

    The third bull says, "Heck, he can have ALL my cows.
    I'm just making sure he knows I'M a bull!"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
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