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    Oh OK, didn't get it .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    I'd say so..over here calling your girlfriend or wife your in house twat is a good way to end a relationship...bit like calling her ypu bit of cunt at home...just not on.
    Prehaps it's not so offensive in the states
    It's a joke. Men moving in with a woman are also referred to as in-house dick. There's nothing wrong with in-house pussy. (I even heard it in the movie Boyz In The Hood)
    If it's in a movie, it must be okay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.
    Well what the fuck were you trying to do? Referring to someone as "in-house twat" is offensive in any circumstance. Did you think you were being "funny"?

    Admittedly you are a charmless bigoted tosser, but that was pretty bad even for you.
    Fuck you. If I said she now has in-house dick I wouldn't have heard shit from the peanut gallery.

    I happen to like Sara so no I wasn't trying to demean her....Barbie.

    I wasn't saying "Sara you are twat". It's the same as in-house pussy dipshit....it's not calling her "a pussy". It refers to what she has not what she is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    It's a joke. Men moving in with a woman are also referred to as in-house dick. There's nothing wrong with in-house pussy. (I even heard it in the movie Boyz In The Hood)
    If it's in a movie, it must be okay.
    Yeah it actually was okay.

    While speaking to Cuba Gooding Jr., Ice Cube made reference to the fact that his mother allowed his brother's girlfriend to live with his brother in her house.

    Ice Cube said his brother gets to have in-house pussy yet his mother rags on him about the smallest things.

    Touchy Touchy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa

    Well what the fuck were you trying to do? Referring to someone as "in-house twat" is offensive in any circumstance. Did you think you were being "funny"?

    Admittedly you are a charmless bigoted tosser, but that was pretty bad even for you.
    Fuck you. If I said she now has in-house dick I wouldn't have heard shit from the peanut gallery.

    I happen to like Sara so no I wasn't trying to demean her....Barbie.

    I wasn't saying "Sara you are twat". It's the same as in-house pussy dipshit....it's not calling her "a pussy". It refers to what she has not what she is.
    No-one said you were trying to demean Sara.

    The problem was your comment is demeaning to women in general. I sometimes make comments like that in a kinda pseudo-misogynist way as a joke.

    The difference is that you aren't really that funny and have a history of being a complete arse - therefore people will tend to think that you are of the view that women are 'in-house twat'.

    Which is offensive.

    I didn't find the comment offensive but then again, I'm not a biatch whose in-house pussy is on tap for my man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Fuck you. If I said she now has in-house dick I wouldn't have heard shit from the peanut gallery.

    I happen to like Sara so no I wasn't trying to demean her....Barbie.

    I wasn't saying "Sara you are twat". It's the same as in-house pussy dipshit....it's not calling her "a pussy". It refers to what she has not what she is.
    No-one said you were trying to demean Sara.

    The problem was your comment is demeaning to women in general. I sometimes make comments like that in a kinda pseudo-misogynist way as a joke.

    The difference is that you aren't really that funny and have a history of being a complete arse - therefore people will tend to think that you are of the view that women are 'in-house twat'.

    Which is offensive.

    I didn't find the comment offensive but then again, I'm not a biatch whose in-house pussy is on tap for my man.
    Anything can be offensive mank. I'm not surprised you didn't find it offensive. I'm surprised that anyone did actually.

    Tbh, I sure some people are bandwagoning 'cause Busy said it.
    That's CaptainObvious. Since you make jokes like that, it's different. I get it now.

    The Fook?
    Last edited by Busyman; 11-02-2005 at 03:13 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by busyman
    Tbh, I sure some people are bandwagoning 'cause Busy said it.
    ... and I'm pretty sure you're playing up to their, and my, caracature of you
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    Ok boys....enough already!

    I actually found Busyman's comment to be funny so no probs there from me....

    And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times, and yes he is a bit of a duracel bunny and he is my age, so not a youngster....just what pron refers to as a heavy cummer and repeater! I am just a very lucky girl 5 or 6 times is usual for us during an all afternoon session for example.

    I admit that I have never before known a man with such a high sex drive....suits me
    Last edited by sArA; 11-02-2005 at 03:44 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama

    No you ignoramus, its the objectifying women as sex objects, as in-house twat, that I find offensive. Then again I just find most things you say offensive so I wouldn't worry.
    Oh gawwd.

    Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.
    You really are a charmer.

    If something offends me, I'll let the offender know about it. It just always seems to be you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    Ok boys....enough already!

    I actually found Busyman's comment to be funny so no probs there from me....

    And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times, and yes he is a bit of a duracel bunny and he is my age, so not a youngster....just what pron refers to as a heavy cummer and repeater! I am just a very lucky girl 5 or 6 times is usual for us during an all afternoon session for example.

    I admit that I have never before known a man with such a high sex drive....suits me
    I will bump this thread in 2-months time to see if your in-house twat and his in-house dick are tired of all that in-housin'.

    There will be those nights where one of you will be sex-sleep walkin'. It'll be 3am and your ass will slightly nudge against him and he'll (with his eyes still closed) roll over and push it in. You will move with him but your eyes will stay closed. After cumming...roll over and fall back asleep.

    You'll probably do the same by getting on top like as if you were on auto-pilot....eyes still closed.

    It is good that you have matching sex-drives though. Not good if you have DVD+R twat and he has a DVD-R dong.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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