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  1. 11-02-2005, 04:06 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Oh gawwd.

    Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.
    You really are a charmer.

    If something offends me, I'll let the offender know about it. It just always seems to be you.
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  3. 11-02-2005, 04:07 PM Lounge   -   #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times
    He faked it
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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  5. 11-02-2005, 04:09 PM Lounge   -   #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
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    Ok boys....enough already!

    I actually found Busyman's comment to be funny so no probs there from me....

    And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times, and yes he is a bit of a duracel bunny and he is my age, so not a youngster....just what pron refers to as a heavy cummer and repeater! I am just a very lucky girl 5 or 6 times is usual for us during an all afternoon session for example.

    I admit that I have never before known a man with such a high sex drive....suits me
    I will bump this thread in 2-months time to see if your in-house twat and his in-house dick are tired of all that in-housin'.

    There will be those nights where one of you will be sex-sleep walkin'. It'll be 3am and your ass will slightly nudge against him and he'll (with his eyes still closed) roll over and push it in. You will move with him but your eyes will stay closed. After cumming...roll over and fall back asleep.

    You'll probably do the same by getting on top like as if you were on auto-pilot....eyes still closed.

    It is good that you have matching sex-drives though. Not good if you have DVD+R twat and he has a DVD-R dong.




    Now that is feckin funny

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  7. 11-02-2005, 04:10 PM Lounge   -   #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times
    He faked it

    what with? A syringe and some double cream?
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  9. 11-02-2005, 04:12 PM Lounge   -   #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times
    He faked it

    Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?
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    I heard a turkey baster is a viable option.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    He faked it

    Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?

    I once went to an Ann Summers party where they had a vibrator you could fill with liquid of your choice, and a valve to "release" it at the opportune moment.
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    Seriously, a shot of cream with every orgasm?

    I am bone dry after about three.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Sara


    Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?

    I once went to an Ann Summers party where they had a vibrator you could fill with liquid of your choice, and a valve to "release" it at the opportune moment.
    Hot chocolate??

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    Double rod ... I thank you :bows:

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