Podiceps cristatus
LOL!Originally Posted by gripper103.2
Hot chocolate??
I once went to an Ann Summers party where they had a vibrator you could fill with liquid of your choice, and a valve to "release" it at the opportune moment.
I want a man who ejaculates irish-coffee!
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
mostly harmless
Men who ejaculate once or more on a daily basis may eventually 'lose their minds', since 20 percent of male semen is composed of cerebrospinal fluid. Frequent ejaculation thus causes a chronic drain of the vital fluids that the brain and spine require to function properly.
A bonkers website, but funny anyway...
http://www.hps-online.com/tsy4.htm
spmado
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Seriously, a shot of cream with every orgasm?
I am bone dry after about three.
I'm not
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Podiceps cristatus
No, your chest is still slightly damp.Seriously, a shot of cream with every orgasm?
I am bone dry after about three.
I'm not
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
spmado
BT Rep: +2
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
No, your chest is still slightly damp.
I'm not
:pwned:
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Use Logic Or STFU!!!
I have faked it before. All I have to do is stop, tense up, and make my dick jump inside her...but stay in.He faked it
Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?
I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.
A thing to try is to get almost there then stop. Do this about 5 more times then have balls out bangin' sex.
Irregardless to you sex sessions, I've have those ball draining sessions but don't have them often anymore. My dick gets numb and after awhile it'll just be my lady's tool to bounce up and down on 'cause I won't feel a damn thing.
I'll cum thrice maybe 4 times and then it's simply hardware.
It'll be hard and my lady will wear it out.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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2133--STRENGTH--8310
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Podiceps cristatus
I have faked it before. All I have to do is stop, tense up, and make my dick jump inside her...but stay in.
I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.
A thing to try is to get almost there then stop. Do this about 5 more times then have balls out bangin' sex.
Irregardless to you sex sessions, I've have those ball draining sessions but don't have them often anymore. My dick gets numb and after awhile it'll just be my lady's tool to bounce up and down on 'cause I won't feel a damn thing.
I'll cum thrice maybe 4 times and then it's simply hardware.
It'll be hard and my lady will wear it out.
Please! Enough already with the detail! Its really nauseating. I am honestly and genuinely disturbed! Not just because its you either. That level of detail from anyone would make me feel sick.
Anyway. You're a very clever boy. Well done for your penis control.
Last edited by Blythorama; 11-02-2005 at 04:33 PM.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Use Logic Or STFU!!!
It was sick wasn't it.I have faked it before. All I have to do is stop, tense up, and make my dick jump inside her...but stay in.
I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.
A thing to try is to get almost there then stop. Do this about 5 more times then have balls out bangin' sex.
Irregardless to you sex sessions, I've have those ball draining sessions but don't have them often anymore. My dick gets numb and after awhile it'll just be my lady's tool to bounce up and down on 'cause I won't feel a damn thing.
I'll cum thrice maybe 4 times and then it's simply hardware.
It'll be hard and my lady will wear it out.
Please! Enough already with the detail! Its really nauseating. I am honestly and genuinely disturbed! Not just because its you either. That level of detail from anyone would make me feel sick.
Anyway. You're a very clever boy. Well done for your penis control.
Good pick ups for teh nauseation....
jumping around inside her
dick
bounce up and down
jerking motion
ball draining
got wetter
cum
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
---12323---4552-----
2133--STRENGTH--8310
344---5--5301---3232
effendi
An admission of a premature ejaculation problem if ever I heard one.
Nevermind, Busy. Personality is more important than sexual performance
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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