A question for the Americans

[maebach]

wikipedia?

[hobbes]

Americans are obese in order to preserve proportion.

A monster cock on a wee little body looks way too menacing for the ladies.

We fatten up to make the penis appear proportionate to the body size. It freaks the ladies out less, as they know what they are getting into.

I guess those attempting to be slim are trying something in reverse.

It is no coincidence that "tea" rhymes with "wee".

[elies]

Most of Northern America is in danger of Canadians.