have we found any dirt on conservatives yet???
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have we found any dirt on conservatives yet???
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It takes an Archeological dig to find the conservative under the dirtOriginally Posted by 3RA1N1AC
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
there is no god
Tom DeLay Denies All Charges (As Told by Dr. Suess)
That Abramoff!
That Abramoff!
I do not like that Abramoff!
"Would you like to play some golf?"
I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.
"We could fly you there for free.
Off to Scotland, by the sea."
I do not want to fly for free.
I do not like Scotland by the sea.
I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.
"Would you, could you, take this bribe?
Could you, would you, for the tribe?"
I would not, could not, take this bribe.
I could not, would not, for the tribe.
"If we strong armed corporations
Into giving you donations?
They'd be funnelled to your PAC.
Would you then cut us some slack?"
I would not, could not, cut you slack.
I do not care about my PAC.
I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.
"A plane! A plane! A plane! A plane!
Would you, could you, for a plane?"
I could not, would not, for a plane.
Not for a bribe, not for the tribe.
Not for donations from corporations.
Not for my PAC, not for some slack.
Not from any schmoe named Jack.
"Would you help us buy some ships
Perfect for quick gambling trips?
Talk to people in the know
For a little quid pro quo?
Oh come now, don't be a snob.
Let us give your wife a job."
I will not help you buy some ships.
I do not wish for gambling trips.
My wife does not need a job
Even if she is a snob.
We do not like bribes, can't you see?
Why won't you just let me be?
"You do not like bribes, so you say.
Try them, try them, and you may.
Try them and you may, I say."
Jack. If you will let me be
I will try them, then you'll see.
Say.... I do like playing golf!
I like it, I do, Abramoff!
I do like Scotland by the sea.
It's such a thrilling place to be!
And I will take this bribe.
And I will help the tribe.
And I will take donations
From big corporations.
And I will help you buy some ships.
And I will take quick gambling trips.
Say, I'll give anyone the shaft
As long as it involves some graft!
I do so like playing golf!
Thank you! Thank you,
Abramoff!
source
Last edited by vidcc; 01-18-2006 at 07:07 PM.
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
en(un)lightened
Funny, my brother-in-law, who was tribal chairman here and was THE pioneer in tribal gaming (in fact, yours truly lost the first dollars to tribal gaming in the whole, wide world), always said that, of the last several Presidents, he liked Nixon best, 'cuz there was always lots of money available for tribal causes during his administration.
I wonder if we'll discover a local connection with Abramoff?
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
en(un)lightened
Here's one for you libs-
Google "Barrett Report" and see what does or does not come up.
You might find conservative reportage to the effect it is "a bombshell", but you'll never find major media stories 'cuz it's about the abuses of the Clinton adminisration.
The unredacted version runs over 400 pages, I hear.
The redacted version is thick enough for 2-3 people to have a paper-airplane fight.
It must be pretty bad, huh?
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
effendi
Equally, the unredacted version might have been almost entirely unsubstantiated - or ramblings about the Boro of the Amazon Basin.
Difficult to tell without actually reading it
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
there is no god
If we use anything other than google our searches will be monitored by the government..... hold out google...hold out.
As to Barret I suggest Clinton be voted out of office....oh wait.........
Last edited by vidcc; 01-21-2006 at 01:38 AM.
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
en(un)lightened
Oh, so if the one makes it to the end of one's term before being properly sorted, one skates?
A novel view.
Anything to preserve that legacy, huh?
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
en(un)lightened
But if it holds up?Equally, the unredacted version might have been almost entirely unsubstantiated - or ramblings about the Boro of the Amazon Basin.
Difficult to tell without actually reading it
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
effendi
If it held up, or was thought to be solid enough to hold up - I presume it would have been in the redacted version.But if it holds up?Equally, the unredacted version might have been almost entirely unsubstantiated - or ramblings about the Boro of the Amazon Basin.
Difficult to tell without actually reading it
That would be the general premis behind any redaction, yes?
Maybe the redacters are corrupt and decided to protect Clinton.
By my way of thinking, it has to be one or the other.
I kinda think it's probably the former - but then my understanding of how these things work in America is limited.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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