Police auctions

[Santa]

for you ebay fans out there
stolen goods....

http://www.propertyroom.com/

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[DorisInsinuate]

I'm always tempted to shoplift from the supermarket, I feel their security is a bit lax, and I can't be arsed to get money out just to buy bread.

[Mathea]

police auctions are the shit man... thats where my mom got a car once. Plus, if its a big time drug dealer you KNOW they got nice stuff, and you can get it really cheap.

[Barbarossa]

police auctions are the shit man... thats where my mom got a car once. Plus, if its a big time drug dealer you KNOW they got nice stuff, and you can get it really cheap.

Presumably, they don't sell off their stash, do they?

[Mathea]

No, but maybe if you knew the dealer and you knew he/she kept a little something stashed in their car or boat.... makes it even more worthwhile to bid on I suppose.

[Blythorama]

I'm always tempted to shoplift from the supermarket, I feel their security is a bit lax, and I can't be arsed to get money out just to buy bread.

I know what you mean. I always feel like that in big chemists like Boots to pay them back for their shitty service. The security guards must be able to tell because they stalk me on account of looking a bit strange like.

[DorisInsinuate]

You used "like", like three times, in that last post, like. Like, dude, that's so ghey, like.

[Proper Bo]

Only the last wasn't needed, although "such as" would have been better in place of the second "like".

[manker]

You used "like", like three times, in that last post, like. Like, dude, that's so ghey, like.

You're, like, still bitter about the pennies, like. Dude.

[DorisInsinuate]

A better version:

I know what you mean. I always feel that way in big chemists, such as, Boots as justification for their poor service. The security guards must be able to tell I like to lift from shops because they stalk me on account of being strange, looks-wise.