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    A farmer needed an extra hand to help on his farm. One young man came to interview for the job. “What are your qualifications?” the farmer asked. “I can sleep when the wind blows, “ the young man said. This simple reply confused the farmer, but he was desperate for help and the young man was hired.

    The young man was a diligent worker through the harvest season, but the farmer still questioned his answer.

    Autumn ended and the first cold storm of winter came late one night. The farmer panicked as the winds began to blow. Calling the young man for help, the farmer grabbed his coat and pulled heavy boots on his feet. He was disappointed to find the young man asleep in bed at a time like this. Grudgingly he ventured out alone planning to shuffle all of the animals in the barn and then fix that last hole in the roof. He mumbled about the young man sleeping and was sure all the farm equipment was left standing in the field, collecting rust from the snow.

    However, when the farmer reached the barn all the animals were tucked safely inside. In fact, clean hay had already been set out for the new day. Not a single hole could be found in the roof, and the tractor was parked perfectly in the shed.

    “Who could have done it?” the farmer wondered. And then he realized what the young man’s answer meant, “I can sleep when the wind blows.”

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    " Just because your voice is loud, it doesn't mean your words have substance."
    --- Copyright © 2005 Mike Wiethorn

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    Ah, beer. The source of and the solution to all of my problems.
    Homer J Simpson

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    " Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit."

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    Did i turn the gas off.

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    No!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
    Did i turn the gas off.
    Of course you did dear, it's just your OCD making you want to check.

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    " There is a thought in your mind right now. The longer you hold on to it, the more you dwell upon it, the more life you give to that thought. Give it enough life, and it will become real. So make sure the thought is indeed a great one."
    --- Ralph Marston


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    " If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you?"
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    Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."

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    " Just because you have baggage, doesn't mean you have to live out of a suitcase."

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