can you remember your first wank?

**Blythorama** · 11-05-2005, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Biggles

Originally Posted by Blythorama

Whats the scottish slang for wanking?

Chug

is it true that "getting off at paisley" means coitus interruptus? somehting a scottish friend told me recently...

**Biggles** · 11-05-2005, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Blythorama

Originally Posted by Biggles

Chug

is it true that "getting off at paisley" means coitus interruptus? somehting a scottish friend told me recently...

The East Coast version is "getting off at Haymarket" (the stop just before Waverley Station in the centre of Edinburgh)

**brenda** · 11-06-2005, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by Adster

oh I remember the night before the tigers grand final I preyed to god that for the tigers to win and that if they did I would;t wank for a week I just wanted them to win 1 Grand final while I was alive been so shit for 15 years

anyway they won

next day later on Monday I was wanking again its fucking too addictive

OK Ive never had any drugs before or smoked not 1 cigarette

but masturbation is a fucking addiction

Masturbation isn't a sin, nor is a crime as my sig use to clearly state many moons age

I can remember my 1st time quite clearly, it was in the downstairs loo at home, the walls of the room were painted blue, I was about 5 years old

**tesco** · 11-06-2005, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by Samurai

I finally did it after hearing everyone all the time talking about "wanking" etc...

Same for me. It was grade 7 so i guess i was 13.

I remember knowing what it was but not seeing the point because i didn't know orgasm actually felt good.

Originally Posted by brenda

I was about 5 years old

5?

**Lilmiss** · 11-06-2005, 09:11 AM

nope, but i bet it was damn good.

**Yogi** · 11-06-2005, 11:56 AM

I was about twelve when i discovered a sweet hole in my matras.

Imagine the agony when we moved and i got a new bed...

Never found an equally willing subject since.....

**Barbarossa** · 11-09-2005, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Yogi

I was about twelve when i discovered a sweet hole in my matras.

Imagine the agony when we moved and i got a new bed...

Never found an equally willing subject since.....

imagine the surprise of the poor mouse that chewed out that hole and was living in there

**Yogi** · 11-09-2005, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Originally Posted by Yogi

I was about twelve when i discovered a sweet hole in my matras.

Imagine the agony when we moved and i got a new bed...

Never found an equally willing subject since.....

imagine the surprise of the poor mouse that chewed out that hole and was living in there

I agree, he must have felt alone after i moved......