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Thread: Just saw Zathura... my mini-review *May contain spoilers*

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    Rip The Jacker's Avatar Retired
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    Zathura is random and boring.

    Yup... that just about describes Zathura... random... and usually
    boring. It starts off with two brothers who are constantly fighting,
    and their older sister who hates everyone and doesn't want to do
    anything but sleep during the day. Then things get crazy when the
    younger brother finds an old board game, Zathura, and starts to play
    it.

    Then random/pointless events happen in no particular order. Spin the
    key, press the button, grab a card, something weird happens, repeat.
    Everything happens then, from a meteor shower, to a giant killer robot,
    to a bunch of lizard people who want to eat the children... out of
    nowhere. It just goes on and on... throughout the entire movie I was
    sitting there waiting for them to finish to darn game already...

    So a series of random events happen, and then it's all followed by a
    big "twist," which is also pretty lame. Then someone wins the game,
    everything goes back to normal, and yeah... you've just watched
    Zathura...

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    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
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    Sounds kinda like Jumanji, ah?

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    muchspl3's Avatar muchspl3 > muchspl2
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    its by the same people, too bad the couldn't get williams to save it..
    `anyone from Argentina on this board?

    I need your help and if you can help me pM me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Sushi
    Sounds kinda like Jumanji, ah?
    It's from the same people, so it's basically Jumanji in space.

    @muchspl3
    Yeah... stupid Zathura...

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    LOl they should just named it Jumaji 2 : Zathura ,,,Its stupid how in the commerical they say , The Most Creative Film Ever , LIKE WTF wasnt Jumaji Excatly Like it apart from what Rip The Jack said about being in space lol

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    Yeah... that's all it is really... Jumaji in space.

    I actually got payed to watch Zathura, and I felt ripped off afterwards.

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