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    Either you guys are all lying or repressed....

    My motto is, if it feels good, do it and I don't care two hoots if someone named 'society' doesn't like it.

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    Is is more ghey to plan a shopping trip or have a female digit inserted up your arse?

    I don't like the thought of it and don't let women do it to me. However, I have this one recollection of being seventeen or eighteen and getting a blowjob outside of a pub off this woman who was probably about thirty.

    I was enjoying it when all of a sidden she stuck, what I presume was, her thumb up my arse. The resultant orgasm left me unable to move for about ten minutes. Yes, Sara is correct, it is that good.

    I mean this sincerely when I say that I must have some repressed fucked upness within me not to have let another woman do it - 'cause it was fecking brilliant.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    That wasn't her thumb, it was the cawk of some randomly passing homo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    Either you guys are all lying or repressed....

    My motto is, if it feels good, do it and I don't care two hoots if someone named 'society' doesn't like it.
    Hmm so that's why gay fellas like to get banged in the ass.

    One female was giving me a bj and starting licking around my balls and then went further with her tongue but that was about it. That shit made me squirm, it was weird, and more of a turn-off.

    Never had any foreignness in my ass though and I never will.

    My orgasms are intense enough.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    That wasn't her thumb, it was the cawk of some randomly passing homo.


    SECOND TIME SOMEONE HAS ME LAUGHING TEARY EYED!!!!

    YOU AND LINKINPARK ARE ON MY FUNNY LIST!!!
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    One female was giving me a bj and starting licking around my balls and then went further with her tongue but that was about it. That shit made me squirm, it was weird,
    Surely the shit would have made it worse for her than for you
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    That wasn't her thumb, it was the cawk of some randomly passing homo.
    You've made me gay forever now
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    One female was giving me a bj and starting licking around my balls and then went further with her tongue but that was about it. That shit made me squirm, it was weird,
    Surely the shit would have made it worse for her than for you
    I know someone would pick that shit up.

    Easter Eggs.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    Either you guys are all lying or repressed....

    My motto is, if it feels good, do it and I don't care two hoots if someone named 'society' doesn't like it.
    It's been tried, and I didn't like it. Everybody is different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Surely the shit would have made it worse for her than for you
    I know someone would pick that shit up.

    Easter Eggs.
    We call them clinkers
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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