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    A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
    "Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"

    "Not yet," she replied.



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    One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
    "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

    She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."



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    I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

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