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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot


    Just wondering, I have been with my ol' lady for 7 years now. Been completely faithful to her. Am I an emotionless (tho pride feeling) piece of shit?!?
    Yes, you probably got tired for chasing round girls that wouldn't sleep with you so apposed to raping them (considering the charges if you got caught) you decided to settle for some lady that you didn't half hate and that was willing to have sex to save you thus saving you any trouble. You have a large collection of porn that your missus doesn't know about because you have no sexual attraction to her.
    Your father is a man.

    @Bo: you are a fiesty lil' bitch aren't ye?

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    [QUOTE=SpatulaGeekGirl]
    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
    You have a large collection of porn that your missus doesn't know about because you have no sexual attraction to her.
    She knows of my porn, she bought most of it! Funky Capricorn tried to buy her from me once.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCanuk
    Not posting a pic, but I can say she is about 5'6, brown hair, deep blue eyes, nicely sized mellons and a overall sexay body, but thats not what attracted me to her, shes got a bomb personality, funny, smart, cute

    Anyway
    Pm me a pic plz I need to critique.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

    Yes, you probably got tired for chasing round girls that wouldn't sleep with you so apposed to raping them (considering the charges if you got caught) you decided to settle for some lady that you didn't half hate and that was willing to have sex to save you thus saving you any trouble. You have a large collection of porn that your missus doesn't know about because you have no sexual attraction to her.
    Your father is a man.

    @Bo: you are a fiesty lil' bitch aren't ye?
    My dad is a dad, he doesn't count.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    you said all men

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    My dad is a dad
    Further proof of his guilt!

    Edit: unless.....oh nevermind

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    Fathers feel for their children but still, no love.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    Fathers feel for their children but still, no love.
    I am rather sure you don't realize just how much he loves you.

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    what about pedos?Im sure they love there kids :eyeroll:

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    Sure, whatever.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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