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    ITALIAN PASTA DIET - IT REALLY WORKS!!
    1) You walka pasta da bakery.
    2) You walka pasta da candy store.
    3) You walka pasta da ice cream shop.
    4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
    You will lose weight!
    AND......

    CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
    5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    CONCLUSION
    Eat and drink what you like.
    Speaking English is apparently what kills you.



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    Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything. His Mama asked him what the problem was. "Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."
    "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have laughed."

    "That's what I did, Mama."

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    HAH!

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    Last edited by Wolfmight; 11-15-2005 at 02:04 PM.

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