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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Ummm, dunno what though.

    Anyone got any ideas?

    I'm about to become a father, probably in the next 10 days or so. Any tips?

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    We can talk about homos?

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    What would you do if your child came home one day sporting an even steven with a temp taper hairdo? Would you still love your gay child?

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    Nahh, he seems drunk all the time these days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Ummm, dunno what though.

    Anyone got any ideas?

    I'm about to become a father, probably in the next 10 days or so. Any tips?
    If you smoke get plenty in,make sure you get plenty of change for the coffee/coke machine,find a good book to take with you,if its the first can take a while.
    Top up your mobile but remember you can't use it inside,fresh and spare batteries for the camera,make sure to clear the card.
    Good luck

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
    What would you do if your child came home one day sporting an even steven with a temp taper hairdo? Would you still love your gay child?
    I think so... unless he talked complete and utter shite all the time, then I'd have to shave his head, kick his arse and send him to boot camp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Ummm, dunno what though.

    Anyone got any ideas?

    I'm about to become a father, probably in the next 10 days or so. Any tips?
    If you smoke get plenty in,make sure you get plenty of change for the coffee/coke machine,find a good book to take with you,if its the first can take a while.


    I think that was in the olden days. Last year I was in the delivery room, chatting to teh missus while either holding her hand or sitting on this cool birthing ball all the while telling the midwives exactly what they should be doing.

    Actually, I was shitting myself and pretty quiet the whole time, not to mention almost passing out when I saw the afterbirth. The point I'm making is that they did their best to make sure I felt involved and kept me constantly updated - rather than ushering me out into the corridor to do some reading of novels. The time seemed to fly by, despite me getting no sleep for 36 hours or whatever.

    If it is baby #1 then the best advice I can give is to take plenty of tissues
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    When me missus passed out from exhustion and drugs the book came in handy,tissues are a good idea!!!

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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