Ummm, dunno what though.
Anyone got any ideas?
I'm about to become a father, probably in the next 10 days or so. Any tips?
Ummm, dunno what though.
Anyone got any ideas?
I'm about to become a father, probably in the next 10 days or so. Any tips?
What would you do if your child came home one day sporting an even steven with a temp taper hairdo? Would you still love your gay child?
Nahh, he seems drunk all the time these days...Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
If you smoke get plenty in,make sure you get plenty of change for the coffee/coke machine,find a good book to take with you,if its the first can take a while.Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Top up your mobile but remember you can't use it inside,fresh and spare batteries for the camera,make sure to clear the card.
Good luck
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I think so... unless he talked complete and utter shite all the time, then I'd have to shave his head, kick his arse and send him to boot camp.Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
I think that was in the olden days. Last year I was in the delivery room, chatting to teh missus while either holding her hand or sitting on this cool birthing ball all the while telling the midwives exactly what they should be doing.
Actually, I was shitting myself and pretty quiet the whole time, not to mention almost passing out when I saw the afterbirth. The point I'm making is that they did their best to make sure I felt involved and kept me constantly updated - rather than ushering me out into the corridor to do some reading of novels. The time seemed to fly by, despite me getting no sleep for 36 hours or whatever.
If it is baby #1 then the best advice I can give is to take plenty of tissues
When me missus passed out from exhustion and drugs the book came in handy,tissues are a good idea!!!
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what else?
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