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    Blythorama's Avatar Podiceps cristatus
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    seem to wake up this morning? I've tried coffee, tea, nicotine, fresh air, chocolate and jumping around for a bit but I still feel like my head is full of sponge!!!

    Please Help.

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    I find a lack of enthusiasm for life makes me languid, morning-wise.

    Random use of a word I just thesaurised
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    It's incurable. When I feel like that I mong out in front of the PC with tea and cigarettes til the feeling goes away.

    Sometimes it takes weeks
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    You need some hot SEX

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Blythorama's Avatar Podiceps cristatus
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    It's incurable. When I feel like that I mong out in front of the PC with tea and cigarettes til the feeling goes away.

    Sometimes it takes weeks
    Shit. Can't smoke in the office and some scabby plebian dogs-body has finished the milk.

    I know! I'll RUN to the shop, wi'out a cardi, whilst smoking. Along the way I'll shout random abuse at some tramps and teenage single mothers. That should wake me up.

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    You need some hot SEX
    That is your answer to everything.

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Yeah...you go girlfriend

    if she's gone...lets talk about her behind her back

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    You need some hot SEX
    That is your answer to everything.
    Being married does this to you

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    She's a bitch, still haven't got my ha' pennies, or my Curly Wurly.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Man that sucks...typical woman..promises things never delivers.....bloody headaches

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