I think Americans are too damned stressed.
Here's your broken down, typical lifestyle
{SCHOOL>WORK>COLLEGE>APARTMENT>WORKWORKWORKWORK>FIRED>GET DRUNK AND FUCK HOT GIRL>MARRY>KIDS>WORK AGAIN>WORKKKKKKKKKKK>} + FAST FOOD + MARGARITTA NIGHTS + NO EXCERCISE AT ALL + FUCKING ASSHOLES WHO ALWAYS KID AROUND, BUT SHOULD REALLY HAVE THEIR BRAINS BLOWN OUT+ MORE STRESS STRESS STRREEEESS = HEART ATTACK
In France, they must have a Lung Cancer Epidemic.
Germans only want peace with Germans.
Mo-Fukin Japs will bomb yo ass during your morning dump.
Arabs are shitting themselves dodging grenades on their way to work every morning. You get the occasional bee sting right in the BUTTOX.
Koreans gon cutchu! cutchu bad!
Mexicans are planning to take over the entire US by fucking all night and day shooting babies in rapid fire!!!
Italians...oh man, you don't want to fuck with an Italian mobster. That bitch'll whack your entire family geration.
American's are like Germans. We don't talk shit, WE BRING SHIT! This country get's fucked and we blow the enimie to dust. It's like the entire country needs anger management. Oh yea, you can only find the biggest crap in America! Hell, who in this country doesn't eat fastfood? (Even the vegans are bound to explode in insanity gorgeing down cheeseburgers and buckets of steak and sausage!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)
Ah well, I gatta go.
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