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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    For Such An Unfeasibly Small Penis! Can it shrink overnight? It's not cold out!
    Is this what happened to Jonno?

    Peace bd

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    I don't know what happened to Jonno.

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    The fatter you get, the smaller your cawk looks.

    I made that up but it sounds right
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Also the taller you get, but then that's because it's further away.

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    Bifocals make it look bigger!!!

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    The fatter you get, the smaller your cawk looks.

    I made that up but it sounds right
    everyone knows when men get fat their cawk disapears until you loe weight . FACT
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gemby!
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    The fatter you get, the smaller your cawk looks.

    I made that up but it sounds right
    everyone knows when men get fat their cawk disapears until you loe weight . FACT
    Harsh...mirrors are amazing

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemby!
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    The fatter you get, the smaller your cawk looks.

    I made that up but it sounds right
    everyone knows when men get fat their cawk disapears until you loe weight . FACT
    So if I didn't lose any weight, ever - loads of fat men would be particularly upset with me.

    Feck, I'm not even on a diet
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    mirrors wont stop it from disapearing, plus fat people have short arms so handhled mirrors are not an option.
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    it's too cold during the day and to hot at night in this weird room

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