That's Funny!

[Riddler]

Awww, you guys ! Now that's funny !

[MagicNakor]

Originally posted by Riddler@19 April 2003 - 13:54
I'm back.......damn realworld-always interrupting. Thanks Z, I knew you were way too cool for this kind of foolishness! Very wise indeed. B) Here's one for the others to mull over:

I never was, am always to be
Noone ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball
What am I?

Tomorrow. Let's get a difficult one, eh?

[Riddler]

OK, no more mister nice guy ! This one's just for you Magic...

I have no top or bottom, yet I can hold flesh, bones and blood all at the same time.

Well ?? B)

[MagicNakor]

A ring.

[kAb]

Originally posted by JmiF+18 April 2003 - 15:19--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 18 April 2003 - 15:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--kAb@18 April 2003 - 23:15
i give up.

i luv riddles.

Love it.

Someone answers the riddle and you reply that you give up. [/b][/quote]
i didn&#39;t see it

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler@19 April 2003 - 07:54
I&#39;m back.......damn realworld-always interrupting. Thanks Z,&nbsp; I knew you were way too cool for this kind of foolishness&#33; Very wise indeed. B) Here&#39;s one for the others to mull over:

I never was, am always to be
Noone ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball
What am I?

tomorrow.


and btw, i just realized how amazing it is...look how many replies you actually got. these people...wow, it blows my mind.

edit: oh actually i just realized that someone already got my answer. i had skipped this page.

[Z]

now here&#39;s something to contemplate:

one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."

what just happened?

[Riddler]

I know Z, it&#39;s a beautiful thing ain&#39;t it? As for your riddle, I&#39;m thinking there&#39;s probably more to it than either 1): therefore all dogs AREN&#39;T liars, or 2): Holy crap &#33; Dogs can speak &#33;&#33;

So, I&#39;ll work on that one. Meanwhile, Magic..., I am forced to bring out the special long range scuds. You guys are obviously way beyond the uninspired dregs that I&#39;ve been handing out like candy. So here goes:

There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister.
Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why ?

[MagicNakor]

Having to bring the three-parters out now?

1) He killed his mother during childbirth.
2) Word play -> before can mean "in front of" or "earlier in time."
3) He&#39;s a priest, so he married his sister to another guy.

B)

[Riddler]

Yikes &#33; Now you&#39;re scaring me &#33; OK ( keep it together Riddler- you can do this )

Four cars come to a 4 way stop, all coming from different directions. They can&#39;t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They don&#39;t crash into each other...........How is this possible ?