Awww, you guys ! Now that's funny !
Awww, you guys ! Now that's funny !
Tomorrow. Let's get a difficult one, eh?Originally posted by Riddler@19 April 2003 - 13:54
I'm back.......damn realworld-always interrupting. Thanks Z, I knew you were way too cool for this kind of foolishness! Very wise indeed. B) Here's one for the others to mull over:
I never was, am always to be
Noone ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball
What am I?
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
OK, no more mister nice guy ! This one's just for you Magic...
I have no top or bottom, yet I can hold flesh, bones and blood all at the same time.
Well ?? B)
A ring.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Love it.Originally posted by JmiF+18 April 2003 - 15:19--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 18 April 2003 - 15:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--kAb@18 April 2003 - 23:15
i give up.
i luv riddles.
Someone answers the riddle and you reply that you give up. [/b][/quote]
i didn't see it
tomorrow.Originally posted by Riddler@19 April 2003 - 07:54
I'm back.......damn realworld-always interrupting. Thanks Z, I knew you were way too cool for this kind of foolishness! Very wise indeed. B) Here's one for the others to mull over:
I never was, am always to be
Noone ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball
What am I?
and btw, i just realized how amazing it is...look how many replies you actually got. these people...wow, it blows my mind.
edit: oh actually i just realized that someone already got my answer. i had skipped this page.
now here's something to contemplate:
one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."
what just happened?
I know Z, it's a beautiful thing ain't it? As for your riddle, I'm thinking there's probably more to it than either 1): therefore all dogs AREN'T liars, or 2): Holy crap ! Dogs can speak !!
So, I'll work on that one. Meanwhile, Magic..., I am forced to bring out the special long range scuds. You guys are obviously way beyond the uninspired dregs that I've been handing out like candy. So here goes:
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister.
Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why ?
Having to bring the three-parters out now?
1) He killed his mother during childbirth.
2) Word play -> before can mean "in front of" or "earlier in time."
3) He's a priest, so he married his sister to another guy.
B)
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Yikes ! Now you're scaring me ! OK ( keep it together Riddler- you can do this )
Four cars come to a 4 way stop, all coming from different directions. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They don't crash into each other...........How is this possible ?
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