That's Funny!

[MagicNakor]

They all made right-hand turns.

Although this is do-able, it's bad in practice. Don't do it, kids!

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler@21 April 2003 - 01:50
I know Z, it's a beautiful thing ain't it? As for your riddle, I'm thinking there's probably more to it than either 1): therefore all dogs AREN'T liars, or 2): Holy crap ! Dogs can speak !!

So, I'll work on that one. Meanwhile, Magic..., I am forced to bring out the special long range scuds. You guys are obviously way beyond the uninspired dregs that I've been handing out like candy. So here goes:

There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister.
Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why ?

ok it wasnt a riddle, just a paradox. and yes, dogs can speak. cant yours?

your jealous because of 2 things:
1. my dog can talk
2. i can hear dogs talk

or is it only 1?

[Riddler]

A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper ! And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I'll go deep baby !

Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves but what Magic doesn't know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS !! HAHAHAHA !!

Stay tuned....

[kAb]

Originally posted by Z@20 April 2003 - 21:21
now here's something to contemplate:

one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."

what just happened?

only some dogs lie.

[kAb]

Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all numbers, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring,
Before you the name of an eminent king.

[Riddler]

Good one, kAb, not bad for a greenhorn ... The answer of course is David. Keep trying kiddo.

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:41
Good one, kAb, not bad for a greenhorn ... The answer of course is David. Keep trying kiddo.

i dont get it.

maybe im not that smart after all...?

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:09
A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper ! And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I'll go deep baby !

Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves but what Magic doesn't know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS !! HAHAHAHA !!

Stay tuned....

what the fuck are you talking about?...

[Z]

Originally posted by kAb+21 April 2003 - 23:12--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb @ 21 April 2003 - 23:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Z@20 April 2003 - 21:21
now here&#39;s something to contemplate:

one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."

what just happened?

only some dogs lie. [/b][/quote]
HOLY FUCK&#33; YOURE RIGHT&#33; OMG&#33; HOW COULD I NOT SEE THAT??? YOURE A GENIUS&#33;&#33;&#33;

ok please dont say you got that in 2 seconds, which you probably did. damn&#33;

i stopped trying on this one after about 2 minutes cuz i thought it was a paradox. and i heard this one about a years ago or so.

or maybe i havent thought it through completely this time?

[Riddler]

Originally posted by Z+21 April 2003 - 21:44--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Z @ 21 April 2003 - 21:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:09
A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper &#33;&nbsp; &nbsp; And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I&#39;ll go deep baby &#33;&nbsp;

Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves &nbsp; but what Magic doesn&#39;t know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS &#33;&#33; HAHAHAHA &#33;&#33;&nbsp;

Stay tuned....

what the fuck are you talking about?... [/b][/quote]
Which part vexes you, Z ?