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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.

    They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.

    The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

    Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon.

    The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties."

    "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said," FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
    Did you hear that they came out with a new colour of paint?

    It's called Blonde, not too bright, spreads real easy.
    One day this old man was about to have sex with an eighteen-year-old girl, who he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom when the young girl asked him why is he putting one on.

    She said "you don't have to worry about getting me pregnant because you are too old and you don't have to worry about catching anything because you are going to die pretty soon anyway".

    The old man continued to put on his condom he then looked up at the girl and said, "young girl the reason I am putting on this condom isn't because I am afraid of getting you pregnant or catching anything. I just like the scent of burning rubber."

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    LoL, i liked the first one. the last 2 were alright but didn't actually make me laugh out loud

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    I must agree, the first was the funniest.

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
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    I loved the last. Probably an age thing.

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