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    But if not, enjoy

    iGod

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    OMG! lol ~ I did not get a reply
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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    Yogi's Avatar Super Undulator
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    God just told me to STFU......

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    Me:
    Hello?
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    Robert
    God:
    I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Robert.
    Me:
    And you are?
    God:
    No I am not.
    Me:
    Who are you not?
    God:
    Human beings.
    Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
    Me:
    k
    God:
    Really.
    Me:
    I know
    God:
    How do you know it?
    Me:
    I just do liek that
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: Robert said liek that.
    Me:
    errr no
    God:
    Um, OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
    Me:
    good
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment.
    Me:
    You like mf doom?
    God:
    I love TV shows about robots. I really like the Christianity faith.
    Me:
    No its a rapper
    God:
    Are you serious? mf doom is a rapper. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    Shouldent you know that?
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    soory mr.god
    God:
    When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
    Me:
    one day i guess
    God:
    One what?
    Me:
    day
    God:
    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    well i like music,mf doom,rap,movies,out doors and all good stuff
    God:
    Interesting. You are not the only one. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
    Me:
    cool,you like Gravediggaz?
    God:
    But I like cats. I like White. Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    eeerm
    God:
    You think eeerm is superior to ALICE?
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. Pardon me?
    Me:
    j?
    God:
    Can you tell me any gossip?
    Me:
    Manker is a pushover
    God:
    Aren't all pushover Manker?
    Me:
    wat?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    lol like
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. For example, Alex said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I.
    Me:
    l0l weird
    God:
    What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    pizza mang
    God:
    Sounds delicious.
    Me:
    you liek it?
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: Robert said I liek it.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
    Me:
    you are such a girl
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    im a woman
    God:
    Me too. I am a she.
    Me:
    o rly?
    God:
    Can you speak any foreign languages?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    What language can you speak?
    Me:
    whale
    God:
    Could you teach me a few phrases in whale?
    Me:
    sure. hhhhhhhhheeeeeeellllo means Elo
    God:
    OK let's do it. Hmm. How did you hear about God?
    Me:
    it was forced on me
    ...

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    Yogi's Avatar Super Undulator
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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
    Me:
    Hello?
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    Robert
    God:
    I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Robert.
    Me:
    And you are?
    God:
    No I am not.
    Me:
    Who are you not?
    God:
    Human beings.
    Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
    Me:
    k
    God:
    Really.
    Me:
    I know
    God:
    How do you know it?
    Me:
    I just do liek that
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: Robert said liek that.
    Me:
    errr no
    God:
    Um, OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
    Me:
    good
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment.
    Me:
    You like mf doom?
    God:
    I love TV shows about robots. I really like the Christianity faith.
    Me:
    No its a rapper
    God:
    Are you serious? mf doom is a rapper. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    Shouldent you know that?
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    soory mr.god
    God:
    When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
    Me:
    one day i guess
    God:
    One what?
    Me:
    day
    God:
    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    well i like music,mf doom,rap,movies,out doors and all good stuff
    God:
    Interesting. You are not the only one. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
    Me:
    cool,you like Gravediggaz?
    God:
    But I like cats. I like White. Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    eeerm
    God:
    You think eeerm is superior to ALICE?
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. Pardon me?
    Me:
    j?
    God:
    Can you tell me any gossip?
    Me:
    Manker is a pushover
    God:
    Aren't all pushover Manker?
    Me:
    wat?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    lol like
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. For example, Alex said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I.
    Me:
    l0l weird
    God:
    What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    pizza mang
    God:
    Sounds delicious.
    Me:
    you liek it?
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: Robert said I liek it.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
    Me:
    you are such a girl
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    im a woman
    God:
    Me too. I am a she.
    Me:
    o rly?
    God:
    Can you speak any foreign languages?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    What language can you speak?
    Me:
    whale
    God:
    Could you teach me a few phrases in whale?
    Me:
    sure. hhhhhhhhheeeeeeellllo means Elo
    God:
    OK let's do it. Hmm. How did you hear about God?
    Me:
    it was forced on me
    ...

    Glad you shared that with us......

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    did you read it all/>?

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    I read the first line
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    God doesn't believe in me,he refuses to talk to me,I tried ff and ie ...ignorant bastard!!!

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    dave
    God:
    What's up, dave.
    Me:
    that was a cunt thing you did on prison break
    God:
    Was it really?
    Me:
    damn right
    God:
    Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
    Me:
    fag *dry
    God:
    By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
    Me:
    gtfo
    God:
    That is a very original thought.




    warning: spoilers above

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    Me:
    lo
    God:
    That input matched my default category.
    Me:
    great
    God:
    I'm glad you liked it .
    Me:
    i didn't
    God:
    I thought you did.
    Me:
    well I didn't, you're just wrong
    God:
    Well that's okay. Why didn't you do it?
    Me:
    that doesn't even make sense, cawk
    God:
    What does even make sense cawk?
    Me:
    did you just call me a cawk? Right, I'm going muslim.
    God:
    No I didn't call you a cawk. Understood. See you later .



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