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    I'm smoking right now, and it makes me look cool. Girls that smoke are the coolest. Rebellious mavericks, every last one of them. Ahhhhhhh!

    Still out of Tabs, Bo?

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    Yeah, not bothered though, ugly

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Yeah, not bothered though, ugly

    Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Yeah, not bothered though, ugly

    Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...
    And the smell. The delicious smell of a newly opened pack. Smells like toffee.

    You bastards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama


    Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...
    And the smell. The delicious smell of a newly opened pack. Smells like toffee.

    You bastards!
    I'm sorry Guillaume! I should have told you to look away.

    Let me distract you...
    The crisp clean smell and satisfying crunch as you bite into a green apple, the slightly tart juice making your tongue tingle.
    The hiss and fix of a newly opened bottle of beer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Yeah, not bothered though, ugly

    Looking at a full pack of 20 Marlborough lights right now. Just had the "opening the new packet" experience. You know, when the lid is open and you take off the foil/papery bit at the top revealing 20 perfect sexy cigs nestling gently in the packet, purring at you. You slide out the first one slowly, pulling it free from it's companions, marvelling at the small hissing sound of paper brushing paper, bringing it reverendly to your moist awaiting lips...


    I leave the foil on, however. Just so I know which packet of cigs are mine at the pub. None of my mates smoke Marlboro reds ... but you never know when you might need proof.

    Just in case, like
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Precious, precious cigarettes
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    And the smell. The delicious smell of a newly opened pack. Smells like toffee.

    You bastards!
    I'm sorry Guillaume! I should have told you to look away.

    Let me distract you...
    Ok, post your pants in the other topic, then.


    manker made me do it, I swear.

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    Just bought 10 more anyway blyth


    ugly bitch

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama

    I'm sorry Guillaume! I should have told you to look away.

    Let me distract you...
    Ok, post your pants in the other topic, then.


    manker made me do it, I swear.
    I thought you wanted me to post my pants to you then! Pervert!

    That first drag, sucking the fierce pungent smoke into your hungry lungs, the tingling glow of satisfaction spreading slowly through your body, your mind clearing and calming....oooooh. Cigarettes.

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