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Thread: Santa removed from Coke cans. Non-Christians find him "offensive."

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3RA1N1AC


    WHY ISN'T THIS GUY ON COKE CANS!!



    he's part of christmas.
    While he has a relatively high "Q" rating, he's just not that popular; neither is there any seasonal aspect to his presence in our lives.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Last time I was in the store (which was before this was posted, admittedly), Santa was on the Coke packaging...

    I've to go again this morning, and since I can't make a Long Island without cola, I'll report on Santa's whereabouts.

    I did, however, nick his cap.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

  3. The Drawing Room   -   #63
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    While he has a relatively high "Q" rating, he's just not that popular
    the chicken or the egg.

    he's not on coke cans because he isn't popular?

    or

    he isn't popular because he's not on coke cans?

    i mean. take santa off the coke cans and his popularity's prolly going to take a dive, too. coke cans are very important to upholding our seasonal traditions, i heard something to this effect on foxnews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3RA1N1AC
    ...i heard something to this effect on foxnews.
    Surely not!
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    I believe President Bush has fallen foul of the "Holiday Syndrome" and can expect a call from Mr Gibson.

    Apparently the Whitehouse Christmas Card neglects to say the word Christmas and opts for the word Holiday instead. This has bent a number of people out of shape it would seem.

    Although not a Bush fan I would have some sympathy with him if he said "there is no pleasing some people"
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles
    I believe President Bush has fallen foul of the "Holiday Syndrome" and can expect a call from Mr Gibson

    Although not a Bush fan I would have some sympathy with him...
    Surely not!
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    crazy stuff happening...

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    You'd be better off complaining about what's IN a can of coke, not what's printed on the outside



    Anyway, Back to dear old Santa, an old man with a thick bushy beard, who sneaks into childrens bedrooms in the middle of the night, and gives them sweets and prezzies....

    Does this sound right to you? :paedo:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    You'd be better off complaining about what's IN a can of coke, not what's printed on the outside



    Anyway, Back to dear old Santa, an old man with a thick bushy beard, who sneaks into childrens bedrooms in the middle of the night, and gives them sweets and prezzies....

    Does this sound right to you? :paedo:
    Too true.

    Had a buddy lose a really nice custom paint-job to a bunch of Coca Cola wielding idiots at his wedding reception.

    Ruined his honeymoon.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    probably not a good link for people without broadband but this was on CNN. The most sane thing i have seen so far in the news about this "war on christmas" myth
    Last edited by vidcc; 12-13-2005 at 12:54 AM.

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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