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    Blythorama's Avatar Podiceps cristatus
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    I think I am getting ill. I've got no motivation, my throat hurts, I can't be bothered to move, I keep sneezing, and my head is thumping. I've taken some pills and still feel horrible. I've just found out I'm needed at work from five.

    I feel very sorry for myself. Cold remedies please....

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    normal cold or man sized cold?

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    Full-on hacking cough and snot attack with accompanying headache. I don't get man-sized colds because I'm not a man, and also nothing is worse than a man-sized cold, according to ill men.

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    a noice spicy curry clears your senses ftw, and some vodka in coffee does help sum-wot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
    a noice spicy curry clears your senses ftw, and some vodka in coffee does help sum-wot

    Sounds great but turning up to work half-cut and sticking of curry isn't really an option... though on second thoughts, half the sarcastic, smelly old feckers I work with won't notice anyway. Full on headache now. GOing to lay down for a bit...

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    wuss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    wuss

    Caught it from you anyway, you virulent, contagious, interweb sickness-spreader.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Full-on hacking cough and snot attack with accompanying headache. I don't get man-sized colds because I'm not a man, and also nothing is worse than a man-sized cold, according to ill men.
    Indeed, you should be glad that you haven't got a man cold.

    Women will never understand

    Women's colds can be attended to by dabbing a tissue on the nose at 45 minute intervals. If you're cooking or washing-up -- kitchen roll is an acceptable substitute.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    wuss
    Caught it from you anyway, you virulent, contagious, interweb sickness-spreader.
    Pfft, if you'd caught it off me, it'd be a man-cold, I don't do wussy colds

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Full-on hacking cough and snot attack with accompanying headache. I don't get man-sized colds because I'm not a man, and also nothing is worse than a man-sized cold, according to ill men.
    Indeed, you should be glad that you haven't got a man cold.

    Women will never understand

    Women's colds can be attended to by dabbing a tissue on the nose at 45 minute intervals. If you're cooking or washing-up -- kitchen roll is an acceptable substitute.
    45 minutes? Welsh-boy, you underestimate me. I'm going through a whole toilet roll in about half an hour. Could fill a bathtub with my snot in no time. Man cold's are a fallacy, don't exist. Its just a ploy to remain incumbant and whinging on the sofa while girl-person attends his needs.

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